Marketing From Inside

A bakery owner hires a young sexy blonde who liked to wear very short sexy skirts and thong panties, not to mention braless tops that showed of her big boobs.

One day a young man comes into the store, glances at the sexy girl and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the sexy girl and the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread - on the very top shelf - he politely says to the hottie, "I'd like some raisin bread, please."

She climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, providing the young man with an excellent view of the thongs and the tits, just as he surmised she would. When the blonde comes down the ladder, he says he really should get two loaves as he is having company for dinner.

As the sexy woman retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what is going on. Thinking quickly, he orders a loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder, the sexy blonde seems to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin bread just to watch the young sexy woman climb up and down.

After many trips, the blonde is tired, irritated and thinking she is really going to have to try the raisin bread herself. Once again she is up the ladder retrieving a loaf of raisin bread for another male customer. She stops and fumes, glaring at the men below. She notices an elderly man standing among the crowd of males looking up at her who hasn't placed an order yet.

Thinking to save herself another trip up and down the ladder, she yells at the elderly man, "Is yours raisin, too?" "No," croaked the old man, "but it's a quiverin'..."

Why are you crying, a young boy asked his Mom?

"Because I'm a woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said.

His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will, but that's O.K.".......

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason?”

"All women cry for no reason," was all his Dad could say...

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

Finally he put in a call to God and when God got back to him, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

GOD answered... "When I made woman,

I decided she had to be special.

I made her shoulders

Strong enough to carry

The weight of the world, yet,

Made her arms gentle enough to give comfort...

I gave her the inner strength

To endure childbirth

And the rejection

That many times will come

Even from her own children.

I gave her hardness that allows her

To keep going and take care

Of her family and friends,

Even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue without complaining....

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances. Even when her child has hurt her badly....

She has the very special power to make a child's boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenager's anxieties and fears....

I gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faults and I fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart....

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly....

For all of this hard work,

I also gave her a tear to shed.

It is hers to use

Whenever needed and !

It is her only weakness....

When you see her cry,

Tell her how much you love her, and all she does for everyone, and even though

She may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good.

She is special!

Each day is a mountain that must be climbed; with courage each step gets easier.

Love Your Mother Always

And keep her Smiling....

While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time while having sex with different women.

A week after arriving back home in America, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.

The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says:

"I've got bad news for you --- you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."

The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, doesn't matter, how much money it costs... just give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc."

The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis."

The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion."

The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice."

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.

The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease."

The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!"

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta always want to opelate. Make money that way. No need to opelate!"

Oh, Thank God!" the man replies.

"Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry!   .. Wait two weeks ..... Faw off by itself ..... You save money."

Random new friends is what you get, when you register at Fo.rtuito.us

It randomly introduces you to another member.

You have four days to interact with that member via anonymous email to see if you can become friends.

If after those four days both people decide they would like to stay friends, their names and images are added to your permanent friends list.

Another myspace ? No... this is more of a easier networking opportunity..

You are then introduced to another person.... and it goes on ..... good for networking

http://www.techcrunch.com/2006/05/28/meet-new-random-friends-at-fortuitous/

Fo.rtuito.us is open for new users, so check them out, if you are interested in meeting friends at random !